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If these two crazy kids can't make it, what chance have I?

Pregnant Denise Divorcing Charlie

Denise Richards filed for divorce from Sheen Wednesday after nearly three years of marriage.

According to the divorce petition posted on CelebrityJustice.com, Richards cites irreconcilable differences for the split.

The couple have a daughter, Sam, who turns one next week, and Richards is six months pregnant with the couple's second child, who is due in early June. The actress wants custody of the children and is seeking spousal support payments from Sheen.

Ol' Charlie must have done some serious Oscar™ related damage if his SIX MONTHS PREGNANT wife is dumping his ass. Where's little Chuckie been spending his time?

UPDATE--

Straight outta Gawker:

"But seriously, what the fuck? Is nothing sacred anymore? Not to get all 'love is dead' on you kids, but if rich, aesthetically-pleasing, rehabbed simpletons can’t make it, who can? Why do we even get out of bed in the morning?"

Let the record show I posted first. Oh, and Happy Belated B-day, Jess.