Incidental Acts of Spontaneous Cerebral Violence

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Even April deserves a post

A stripper named Kylie with the most remarkable nipples I have ever "encountered" recommended this book to me last week.

Wanna know something??? That woman was dead on.

She also told me that Lonesome Dove was her all-time fave (but she had never seen the miniseries). All that and a Mississippi accent, to boot.

It truly was as if I had a mélange of Maud, Lizzie and Jessica grinding on my lap.

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