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Nothing says true love like knocking boots to "Sussudio"

Britney Really Married...Still

Saturday's ceremony, while having the appearance of another quickie ceremony, was planned right down to the post-wedding "Pimp" sweat suits worn by Federline and his groomsmen.

In People, Spears called the service "my fairy-tale dream."

In the magazine, the couple dished on every detail of their weekend, from their pre-wedding night--they stayed at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel, lit candles and played Phil Collins' greatest hits--to their actual wedding night--they stayed at the Hotel Bel-Air, lit candles and jumped into a bed covered with rose petals.

Said the gentleman Federline of his and Spears' first evening as a wedded couple: "It was great--all night."

Actually, I have the distinct memory of either "Aqualung" or "Freebird" being played at my stepbrother's wedding.