Uch

At first there was shock. Followed immediately by awe. With nausea advancing quickly up the rear.

A Krucoff (who apparently doesn't remember me although I bought him at least three drinks) online audio exclusive:

The anonymous bloggers known as Maccers and Sac team up to read a selection from the Ask Cronos Advice Column. In a curious and most befitting dialect reversal, Maccers applies a rousing Scouse accent to "Lynne Finley of Dardanelle, AK" while Sac attempts to cloak death-metal crooner Cronos as a post-Faulkner character in deep conflict with the unrepressed savagery of a late 80's PMRC hearing.

#1 Maccers

#2 sac

I have lost the power of speech . . .