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A snippet

From tonight's entertainment agenda:

Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

C'mon. As if there was any possibility that I was actually going to watch this.

On a semi-related note (same trip to Best Buy), Happy National Madden Day. Yep, I hooked up the trusty 'ol PS2 last night because the new Madden is out and it is outstanding. My recommendation: spring for the Collector's Edition. It's great fun to compare the classic 1988 16-bit version to today's masterpiece. If I ever end up with carpal tunnel, it'll absolutely be the fault of EA Sports' Madden and NHL series. No question about it.