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Support your local gunfighter

For only a $30 donation, Concerts For Kerry brings us a great evening of entertainment on June 6th at the Knitting Factory Hollywood, headlined by Tenacious D.

Dubya's approval rating continues its downward spiral. Help JK transition from merely a Bush alternative to a viable candidate in his own right and always remember The 10 Commandments of the D:

1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.