Incidental Acts of Spontaneous Cerebral Violence

Thursday, May 27, 2004

So that's why I keep finding blonde pubes in my bed

Coming soon to a store near you: Poopy Pants's crusty thong--

In the latest act of sanitizing New York's mean streets, lawmakers want to rid the city of a scourge most people are not even aware of -- previously worn lingerie being sold as new merchandise.

Council members are mulling the proposed legislation after watching a local television news broadcast which claimed leading department stores, including Saks Fifth Avenue and Macy's, had tried to resell returned undergarments.

Under current law, stores do not have to state whether undergarments on sale, including women's panties and thongs, have been bought and returned, although certain stores have developed their own policies.
The sick thing is that there are a lot of people out there who would gladly pay MORE for a pair of used panties. Of course, they won't be buying them with utilitarian considerations in mind.

Used Underwear...Get Your Used Underwear...

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