Incidental Acts of Spontaneous Cerebral Violence

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

The only job worse than being Courtney Love's publicist

Jim Caple on Page 2 has compiled a somewhat stomach-turning list of The 10 Most Disgusting Things In Sports, including this dry heave-inducing one for fans of coprophilia:

5. Sumo stewards. Sure, there are some unpleasant responsibilities for a clubhouse attendant -- picking up sweaty jerseys, dirty jockstraps, etc. -- but it could be much, much worse. They could be responsible for the hygiene of sumo wrestlers, who can grow so large that they cannot, ahem, properly clean themselves. And we'll just leave it at that.

I wonder if Alicia Silverstone required one when she played Batgirl?

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