Incidental Acts of Spontaneous Cerebral Violence

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Today's Lesson: Don't live in a fucking trailer. Ever.

It's very simple. If you live in a trailer, Mother Nature will nail you with a tornado. Don't try to run and hide. Suck it up and take it at home like the inbred toothless trash that you are. And for christ's sake, don't ruin it for everyone else by taking refuge in the local bar. You'll still end up dead and your neighbors will be minus the one thing that helps them forget that THEY live in trailers, too.

UTICA, Ill. - Searchers with shovels and buckets pulled eight bodies Wednesday from the rubble of a tavern where residents had gathered to seek shelter from a twister that flattened the century-old building.

Mayor Fred Esmond said several people from a nearby trailer park had congregated in the basement of the Milestone Tap on a night when dozens of twisters tore through the Midwest.


Eight Found Dead Day After Ill. Twisters




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