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JOB PERKS

I just came from screening "Shaun of the Dead" -- our new British comedy/satire/horror picture -- in our deluxe executive screening room. You know you have not lived until you see three people using pool cues to bash in zombies' brains synched and choreographed to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now":

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode